Trump served explosive warning to fire Kristi Noem — or she’ll face impeachment

House Democrats gave President Donald Trump an ultimatum to fire Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for the “killing spree” she has overseen. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) and his top deputies issued a warning Tuesday to the 79-year-old president to hold Noem accountable for the fatal shootings of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in […]

Rock legend gifts entire music archive to Greenland in sharp Trump rebuke

Neil Young performs during a rally held by U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) in Los Angeles, California, U.S., April 12, 2025. REUTERS/Carlin Stiehl Rock legend Neil Young gifted his entire music archive to Greenland residents. Young, a vocal critic of President Donald Trump, said he hoped the offering “will […]

Stephen Miller ordered Kristi Noem to say Alex Pretti wanted to ‘massacre’ ICE: report

White House aide Stephen Miller was reportedly behind false claims that slain activist Alex Pretti was planning to “massacre” law enforcement when federal agents killed him in Minnesota on Saturday. According to Axios, Miller ordered Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to make the claim about Pretti after he died. “Everything I’ve done, I’ve done at […]

“Pedophile Protectors” Is The Legacy Of This Republican Congress

  Photo by Connor Gan on Unsplash Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours. Become a paid subscriber to support my comedy for just $2.50 a month. Never stop laughing at the fascists. Trump is reportedly furious that “pedophile protector” is going viral worldwide. ICE is reportedly doing so little background checking there’s […]

ICE Officials Are Worried Protesters Will Open-Carry AR-15s And “Fear For Their Lives” When ICE Drives By

  Photo by Wyatt Dilley on Unsplash First up, a new Brain Milk podcast is up. I talked with Adrian Polk about the ICE murder in Minneapolis, Venezuela, and the shifting geopolitics of Trump’s lunatic foreign policy.         Dash Talks With Adrian Polk     The Halfway Cafe and Adrian Polk · […]

The Feminist Mafia “The Cliterati” Vow Justice Against ICE

  Photo by Craig Baker on Unsplash Join my comedic rebellion against Trumpism — subscribe to support my satire for just $2.50 a month. The secretive, radical feminist mafia that calls itself “The Cliterati” have reportedly threatened to begin seducing ICE agents and cutting off their penises to collect “like scalps.” During the point at which all […]

ICE Is Worried If Congress Makes Agents Unmask, They’ll All Quit

  Photo by LOGAN WEAVER | @LGNWVR on Unsplash Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours. Become a paid subscriber to support my comedy for just $2.50 a month. Never stop laughing at the fascists. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly told Trump that if he wants him to sign a new trade […]

REPORT: California Governor Gavin Newsom Announces Historic Plan for the California to Join the World Health Organization

REPORT: Governor Newsom Announces Historic Bid for California to Join WHO, Directly Defying Trump Withdrawa In a stunning move with profound constitutional and diplomatic implications, California Governor Gavin Newsom today announced a historic plan for the nation’s most populous state to seek membership or formal association with the World Health Organization (WHO). The announcement is […]

A full-blown political firestorm explodes on Capitol Hill as lawmakers openly demand Donald Trump’s resignation.

Washington’s political landscape is trembling under new waves of conflict between President Donald Trump and the United States Congress. In recent days, the public has been bombarded with reports claiming that Congress has officially demanded Trump’s resignation and that the President is living in fear of being ousted. However, to properly understand this political “chess […]