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“Pedophile Protectors” Is The Legacy Of This Republican Congress

  Photo by Connor Gan on Unsplash Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours. Become a paid subscriber to support my comedy for just $2.50 a month. Never stop laughing at the fascists. Trump is reportedly furious that “pedophile protector” is going viral worldwide. ICE is reportedly doing so little background checking there’s […]

ICE Officials Are Worried Protesters Will Open-Carry AR-15s And “Fear For Their Lives” When ICE Drives By

  Photo by Wyatt Dilley on Unsplash First up, a new Brain Milk podcast is up. I talked with Adrian Polk about the ICE murder in Minneapolis, Venezuela, and the shifting geopolitics of Trump’s lunatic foreign policy.         Dash Talks With Adrian Polk     The Halfway Cafe and Adrian Polk · […]

The Feminist Mafia “The Cliterati” Vow Justice Against ICE

  Photo by Craig Baker on Unsplash Join my comedic rebellion against Trumpism — subscribe to support my satire for just $2.50 a month. The secretive, radical feminist mafia that calls itself “The Cliterati” have reportedly threatened to begin seducing ICE agents and cutting off their penises to collect “like scalps.” During the point at which all […]

ICE Is Worried If Congress Makes Agents Unmask, They’ll All Quit

  Photo by LOGAN WEAVER | @LGNWVR on Unsplash Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours. Become a paid subscriber to support my comedy for just $2.50 a month. Never stop laughing at the fascists. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly told Trump that if he wants him to sign a new trade […]

REPORT: California Governor Gavin Newsom Announces Historic Plan for the California to Join the World Health Organization

REPORT: Governor Newsom Announces Historic Bid for California to Join WHO, Directly Defying Trump Withdrawa In a stunning move with profound constitutional and diplomatic implications, California Governor Gavin Newsom today announced a historic plan for the nation’s most populous state to seek membership or formal association with the World Health Organization (WHO). The announcement is […]

A full-blown political firestorm explodes on Capitol Hill as lawmakers openly demand Donald Trump’s resignation.

Washington’s political landscape is trembling under new waves of conflict between President Donald Trump and the United States Congress. In recent days, the public has been bombarded with reports claiming that Congress has officially demanded Trump’s resignation and that the President is living in fear of being ousted. However, to properly understand this political “chess […]

BREAKING: Donald Trump Invokes Insurrection Act, Accuses Minnesota Gov Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey

BREAKING: Trump Invokes Insurrection Act, Deploys National Guard to Minneapolis Amid Unrest, Accuses State and Local Leaders Minneapolis, Minnesota In a dramatic escalation of the federal response to ongoing protests in Minneapolis, President Donald Trump announced late tonight that he is invoking the Insurrection Act of 1807, authorizing the immediate deployment of active-duty military forces […]

The recent events surrounding former Special Counsel Jack Smith and his investigations

The specter of former Special Counsel Jack Smith and his sprawling, dual investigations into former President Donald J. Trump has not faded from the American landscape; it has fundamentally reshaped it. While the dramatic public testimonies and historic indictments have transitioned into the methodical pace of the courtroom, the aftershocks of Smith’s work continue to […]

JUST IN: European Union Announces Full Suspension of Visa-Free Travel for All U.S. Citizens and Federal Officials, to Take Effect February 1, Immediately Following Donald Trump’s Tariff Declarations Against European Nations Opposing U.S. Plans to Seize Control of Greenland

EU Suspends Visa-Free Travel for U.S. Citizens and Officials Effective February 1 Following Trump’s Tariffs and Troop Deployment to Greenland Brussels — In an unprecedented escalation of transatlantic tensions, the European Union announced today that all U.S. citizens and federal officials will be required to obtain visas to enter the Schengen Area, effective February 1, […]